1 00:00:01,209 --> 00:00:04,339 [Theme - Jack Jones, "love boat"] 2 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:18,601 Theme song: Love, exciting and new. 3 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:19,685 Come aboard. 4 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,779 We're expecting you. 5 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:34,489 And love, life's sweetest reward. 6 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,536 Let it flow. 7 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:41,964 It floats back to you. 8 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:51,301 The love boat soon will be making another run. 9 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:58,814 The love boat promises something for everyone. 10 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:03,812 Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance. 11 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:14,818 And love won't hurt anymore. 12 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:23,288 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 13 00:01:23,374 --> 00:01:24,084 It's love. 14 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:29,262 Welcome aboard. 15 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:30,669 It's love. 16 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:40,229 [Music playing] 17 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:02,208 Hi. 18 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:03,868 I'm Edie Franklin. 19 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,827 I'm Julie McCoy, your cruise director. 20 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:08,167 And this is burl Smith, our assistant purser. 21 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,553 Ms. Franklin, I know you. 22 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:10,840 You're our new chef. 23 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,052 Ah. 24 00:02:12,131 --> 00:02:13,421 Assistant chef. 25 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:14,758 No one could ever replace your Claude. 26 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,803 Oh, well he's marvelous. 27 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:17,506 Yeah. 28 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:19,425 Does he know why I'm here? 29 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,144 No, not exactly. 30 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:22,684 You see, he's pretty excitable. 31 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:24,137 And we didn't know the best way to tell him. 32 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:27,897 (Laughing) You were afraid he'd kill me. 33 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,441 Hmm, well, he can't be that bad. 34 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:31,725 I'll tell him. 35 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,358 Julie, my love. 36 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:35,574 Claude has returned. 37 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,905 I had a miserable lunch ashore. 38 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:38,661 Oh, Claude, look. 39 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:39,371 This is Ms. Franklin. 40 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:42,750 She's one of your admirers. 41 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,499 [Inaudible]. 42 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,291 And how fortunate I am that an admirer 43 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:48,294 should also be so appealing. 44 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:49,706 Why, thank you. 45 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:52,174 It's so nice to meet you at last. 46 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:56,255 I consider you the most gifted chef since prosper montaigne. 47 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,592 Chef Claude: Do you? 48 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,467 Come, let me take you on a tour of my kitchen, a unique honor. 49 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:04,925 It is my personal province where no stranger is ever permitted. 50 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:05,728 Shall we? 51 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:09,228 Go tell him. 52 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,774 I think he likes you. 53 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,228 Well, I kind of like him, too. 54 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:19,618 But when he finds out why i'm here, he probably will kill me. 55 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,779 [Music playing] 56 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,698 Look, Isaac. 57 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,116 That man looks just like Dr. Bricker. 58 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:29,495 Hi. 59 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:30,504 I'm Vicki stubing. 60 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:31,205 And this is my-- 61 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,634 is that stubeek or stubing? 62 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,213 Stubing. 63 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:36,258 Stubing. 64 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,761 So tell me, fraulein, when was the last time 65 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:40,932 you were arrested? 66 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,932 Arrested? 67 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:43,724 I'm gertrude Turner. 68 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:45,806 And this is Mr.-- 69 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:49,902 but my name is Jones, a common name, very simple. 70 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:52,109 You forget it the minute you hear it, right? 71 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,020 Right [inaudible]. 72 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:53,897 Sure. 73 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:55,493 And you also forget that in the case 74 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,988 Ms. Turner carries is the priceless star 75 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,991 of zambique diamond. 76 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:00,703 You understand? 77 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,282 Priceless diamond. Sure. 78 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,237 Absolutely. 79 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:06,156 Good. 80 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:07,825 [Speaking German] 81 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:11,584 [Music playing] 82 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,548 Jenny? 83 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,589 Oh, my dear old friend. 84 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:18,014 Jennifer Langley. 85 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:22,101 How are you 86 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:24,598 you get younger and more beautiful every time I see you. 87 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:25,471 What's your secret? 88 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:29,596 Vitamin e, hard work, and hope. 89 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:30,016 Oh. 90 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,403 [Laughter] 91 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:34,021 Stan. 92 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:37,527 Stan Ellis, it can't be. 93 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,240 Jenny. 94 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,820 It is you. 95 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:43,195 Oh, Stan, after all these years. 96 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:45,242 Oh. 97 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:47,366 Forgive me for not getting up. 98 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:50,043 I'm surprised you recognized me like this. 99 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,673 Merrill, i'd like you to meet-- 100 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,290 well, he used to be lieutenant Stan Ellis. 101 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,088 Stan, this is merrill stubing. 102 00:04:58,172 --> 00:04:59,512 Lieutenant Ellis. 103 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:01,550 Mr. Ellis for many years now. 104 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,764 How do you do, captain? 105 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,345 Well, I'm afraid I won't be able to do much socializing, Jenny. 106 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:09,890 I-- I have a lot of reading to catch up on. 107 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:13,226 Excuse me, captain. 108 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:15,652 Brr, captain. 109 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,942 Did we just hit an iceberg? 110 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:21,236 Did get a bit chilly there. 111 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,030 You know, he used to be one of the warmest, loving men. 112 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:27,735 I wonder what happened. 113 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:31,407 [Horn blowing] 114 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,457 [Music playing] 115 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:51,727 Right here. 116 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:52,689 No, no. 117 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,899 There, there, there. 118 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,938 What is wrong with you people? 119 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:56,982 With these things pointed that way. 120 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:57,855 Absolutely. That's it. 121 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,280 No, more, more [Inaudible] anymore. 122 00:05:59,358 --> 00:05:59,978 That's it. 123 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:03,108 Oh, isn't it lovely? 124 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,906 I just know we're going to have the most 125 00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:05,619 wonderful time together, Kurt. 126 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,368 No, no. 127 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,910 Mr. Jones. 128 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:11,623 How can I be a good detective and guard your valuables 129 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:14,254 if my identity is known? 130 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,212 I remember, Mr. Jones. 131 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:16,962 Hmm? 132 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,343 What? 133 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:24,219 Oh, [non-English] I'll get us some schnapps. 134 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,010 Ok. 135 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,432 Hi, Ms. Turner. 136 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,637 Vicki told me about your valuables. 137 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,976 And I can arrange a safe deposit box if you'd like. 138 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:36,602 Oh no. 139 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:39,567 That won't be necessary. 140 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:42,439 The gentleman who was just here, Mr. Jones, 141 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:43,857 I've hired him to guard them. 142 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,315 Oh, I see. 143 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:47,874 It's working out splendidly. 144 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,489 I mean, he's a very good detective. 145 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:55,616 You are? 146 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:56,996 Isaac. 147 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:57,963 Isaac-- 148 00:06:58,042 --> 00:06:59,042 Washington. 149 00:06:59,127 --> 00:06:59,877 Washington? 150 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:00,961 Washington. 151 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:03,005 You were named after a monument. 152 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:06,129 You see, I have both sharp eyes and a trained mind. 153 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,677 That scratch on your hand. 154 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:11,761 From its shape, it could be made only by the recoil of a Ripley 155 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:12,718 [inaudible] Elephant gun. 156 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,387 You've recently been on safari in Africa. 157 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:16,056 Actually I got this scratch opening 158 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:20,154 up this can of mixed nuts. 159 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:23,321 How do you think up such far-fetched stories? 160 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,951 What you are, Isaac Washington, is an ivory smuggler. 161 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:27,108 I could turn you in. 162 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:30,196 You've been shooting elephants. 163 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,123 Elephants? 164 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:31,530 I don't even shoot pool. 165 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,540 I met Kurt while I was traveling to Germany. 166 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,165 He was an insurance investigator. 167 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:43,252 His head is kind of in the clouds, 168 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:46,547 but he's really very sweet. 169 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:51,892 I'd almost rather lose the diamond than lose him. 170 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,351 There's something so-- 171 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:54,061 hello. 172 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,390 I'm Julie McCoy. 173 00:07:55,474 --> 00:07:56,564 Of course. 174 00:07:56,642 --> 00:08:00,192 And I suppose you have the funny papers to prove it. 175 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:03,981 [Inaudible] 176 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:07,574 Stay away from the bartender. 177 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:07,703 Hired assassin. 178 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,500 Oh, Julie. 179 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,331 Oh, Julie, it's been wonderful. 180 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:22,375 Claude showed me all over the ship. 181 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:27,420 I had no idea he was so young, so young and attractive. 182 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:29,756 Have you told him why you're here? 183 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:30,842 Not yet. 184 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,427 I didn't want to spoil anything. 185 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:34,351 Well, the way you two are getting along, 186 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:37,680 I'm sure he'll go for the idea. 187 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:38,637 Yeah. 188 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:41,846 [Sigh] 189 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,273 It's-- it's magnificent. 190 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,778 Understated, but approximate. 191 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:53,280 Um, Claude, there's something I have to tell you. 192 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,406 Oh? 193 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:58,082 Your career has-- has been an inspiration to me. 194 00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:00,412 So I hope you'll understand what I have to say. 195 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:01,248 Wait. 196 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,252 What you've got to say, wouldn't it 197 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,593 be better said this evening under the stars 198 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:07,709 when maybe I've got some things to say too? 199 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,837 You know, never before has a passenger ever-- 200 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,684 i'm-- I'm not a passenger. 201 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,059 I'm a chef. 202 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:20,019 [Music playing] 203 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,771 I've been hired to work in your kitchen 204 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:23,352 preparing nouvelle cuisine. 205 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:24,607 Nouvelle cuisine? 206 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,399 Well, the company wants to see if any passengers would 207 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:27,482 like it. - Nouvelle cuisine? 208 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,067 Well, nouvelle cuisine recipes are-- 209 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:29,651 [interposing voices] 210 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:30,985 I know what they are. 211 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,110 And they are terrible. 212 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:35,486 You are nothing but a saboteur, an assassin. 213 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:36,994 Oh, Claude, please! 214 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,746 You-- I've been betrayed by the world! 215 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,708 I guess he didn't go for the idea, huh? 216 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,510 Now I'm beginning to understand. 217 00:09:53,592 --> 00:09:56,852 You're not Stan Ellis at all. 218 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,309 You are an imposter. 219 00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,019 Hmm? 220 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,018 I beg your pardon. 221 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:04,189 Well, the Stan Ellis I used to know very well 222 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,860 wouldn't have had his nose buried in a book like that 223 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:09,029 with all these luscious young beauties bouncing around. 224 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:09,898 Come on. 225 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,574 Confess. 226 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:12,742 What'd you do with him? 227 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,871 Well, I was hoping we might reminisce. 228 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:21,660 But if you'd rather just tell me to jump into the pacific, 229 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:25,786 I won't bother you for the rest of the cruise. 230 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,535 I see the years haven't made you any less 231 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,166 forthright, have they, Jenny? 232 00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:30,633 I hope not. 233 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,763 Tell me, what ever happened to that girl 234 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,260 you went back to america to see and then married? 235 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,184 [Quiet music] 236 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:41,722 I lost Ellen a little over a year ago. 237 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,187 Oh, I'm sorry. 238 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:46,898 When she died, everything else died with her, 239 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,359 including what was left of me. 240 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,689 Please don't say that. 241 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:51,565 It's the way I feel. 242 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,690 The automobile crash that took her 243 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:57,698 left me like this, good for very little. 244 00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,662 You were right when you said I was an imposter. 245 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:01,703 I am. 246 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:06,116 I may have Stan Ellis's name and face and maybe 247 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:09,377 a few of his memories. 248 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,130 But the man you knew is gone, Jenny. 249 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,053 Don't try to bring him back. 250 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,091 You're only wasting your time. 251 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,772 This is the captain. 252 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,765 Tell the engineer that the starboard engine is 253 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,187 missing on a cylinder or two. 254 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:39,784 El capitan. 255 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:40,485 Yes? 256 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:42,544 Might I have a word with you? 257 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:44,248 Captain merrill stubing: This is highly irregular, sir. 258 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,248 But what do you want? 259 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,289 I know. 260 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,962 I know you are a busy man, standing 261 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:48,790 here watching the wheel. 262 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:49,794 But-- 263 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:50,455 well actually, the ship doesn't have a wheel. 264 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,423 Somebody took the wheel? 265 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,423 Today they steal anything. 266 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,625 When did you first notice it was gone? 267 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,134 About 10 years ago when the ship was built. 268 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,086 10 years? 269 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:01,346 You should report these things sooner. 270 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,809 I'll see what I can do. 271 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:03,468 No, no. 272 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,716 You don't understand. 273 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,637 The ship never had a wheel. 274 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:08,185 We operate with maneuvering levers. 275 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:11,523 Then it wasn't taken? 276 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:13,815 There was no crime? 277 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,529 I wish they were all that easy. 278 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,569 El capitan. 279 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:22,407 Yes. 280 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:23,621 Since I may need your help later, 281 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,501 I want you to know my true identity, 282 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,959 but strictly confidential. 283 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:32,499 Absolutely no one else is to know that detective Kurt 284 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:36,045 kleinschmidt is secretly aboard to keep 285 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,220 Ms. Gertrude Turner's million-dollar diamond 286 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,629 from being stolen. 287 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,218 Don't say a word. 288 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:47,524 I won't have to. 289 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,520 You just told everybody. 290 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,021 You turned on the public address system. 291 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,653 [Inaudible] You may forget what I just said. 292 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,942 [Inaudible] 293 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:58,277 Mr. Kleinschmidt. 294 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,360 Yeah. 295 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,566 I'm sorry, but passengers are not allowed on the bridge. 296 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:03,526 Good idea. 297 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,826 I'll help all I can to keep them away. 298 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,540 [Buzzing] 299 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,371 Yes? 300 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,115 Oh, the engine that's missing. 301 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,117 What about it? 302 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,918 Somebody stole your engine? 303 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,421 No wonder you don't need a wheel. 304 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,053 It's not stolen. 305 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,378 Oh, good. 306 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,184 Well, [speaking German]. 307 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,218 Now, tell me about it. 308 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,721 But if anything else is stolen, 309 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:26,562 please don't wait 10 years to tell me. 310 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,889 I can't perform miracles. 311 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:33,265 [Music playing] 312 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:41,783 [Piano music] 313 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,346 Something long and cool, please, Isaac. 314 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:06,798 Certainly. 315 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:07,887 Coming right up. 316 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:17,397 [Clapping] 317 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,571 Won't you please play some more? 318 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:22,359 Yes I will if Mr. Ellis will sing. 319 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,164 He had the best voice since nightingale 320 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,119 sang in Berkeley square. 321 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,789 [Piano music] 322 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:31,578 Well maybe he needs a little encouragement. 323 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:32,252 Everybody. 324 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,249 [Clapping and piano music] 325 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,461 If you like, I'll bring your drink to the piano. 326 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,970 [Music playing] 327 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,783 Stan. 328 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,899 Just what exactly did you think you were doing? 329 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:04,646 Oh, I am sorry. 330 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,987 I didn't mean to embarrass you. 331 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,911 I'm not aboard to be a part of anyone's entertainment. 332 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,410 Didn't I make that clear? 333 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:14,202 I was just hoping to persuade you to join the living. 334 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:18,288 All the hoping in the world can't manage that, Jenny. 335 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,165 I'm grateful for your good feelings. 336 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:23,012 But just leave me alone. 337 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,718 That is a very easy request to fulfill. 338 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,839 But there's one thing you ought to know. 339 00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:33,177 You have turned into the most miserable-- 340 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,175 that's right. 341 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,436 Now you are finally beginning to understand. 342 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:37,848 Oh, I do. 343 00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:40,226 You've made it emphatically clear. 344 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:56,834 [Music playing] 345 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,054 Well, this is my kitchen. 346 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,549 And I and only I decide who works here. 347 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:10,512 So I say to you, out! 348 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:11,514 Out! 349 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,885 I'm really reaching the end of my Patience. 350 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,972 Claude, I got your message. 351 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,058 What's the problem? 352 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,022 Captain, we have an impossible situation here. 353 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,403 The company has no right to impose an amateur on me 354 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,651 to experiment in my kitchen. 355 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,112 Have her removed immediately. 356 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,572 My friend, I think we should talk. 357 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,702 There's nothing to discuss. 358 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,069 This is an insult to my reputation. 359 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:33,025 Passengers choose this ship because they know I prepare 360 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,537 the finest dishes in the world. 361 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:35,788 And they're entitled to just that, 362 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,789 not some sorry substitute. 363 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,922 As you say, you have a reputation. 364 00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:42,249 You are very gifted. 365 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,004 You're the youngest chef ever to win 366 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,416 the virtuoso De cuisine award. 367 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,335 Twice. 368 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,224 You have nothing to worry about. 369 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,391 Now, look. 370 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:55,559 Continue to prepare your food as you always have. 371 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:56,929 We'll put a note on the menu stating 372 00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,015 specifically which are yours. 373 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,940 And we'll let the passengers decide. 374 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:07,570 You're not afraid of a little competition, are you? 375 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:08,491 Of course not. 376 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,359 Afraid of what? 377 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,905 [Music playing] 378 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:23,631 Edie, is this enough space for you to work? 379 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,999 That'll be fine. 380 00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:26,126 Thank you. 381 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,095 Nouvelle cuisine here. 382 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,857 Cuisine De Claude there. 383 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:46,939 And don't prepare too much. 384 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,784 You'll be the only one eating it. 385 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,760 This has been such fun. 386 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,551 And tomorrow we dock in Mazatlan. 387 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,345 Yeah, gertrude, when we get to Mazatlan, 388 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,558 I think it would be better if I go directly home from there. 389 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,850 But why Kurt? 390 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,733 Because i'm beginning to realize 391 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,981 I'm not really a very good detective. 392 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:29,023 Those stupid accidents, like on the bridge for the speaker. 393 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:30,567 Now everyone knows who I am. 394 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,741 Well, it doesn't matter. 395 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,529 But also I am beginning to know 396 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,702 who I am, just a small time insurance investigator. 397 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,832 That's all I'm good for, finding out who 398 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,948 and which smacked into what. 399 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:44,116 Please stay, Kurt, to the end of the cruise at least. 400 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,379 I'm worried about my diamond. 401 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,882 Somebody might take it. 402 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,974 But you know and so do I there is 403 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,679 a safe place for your diamond. 404 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:58,679 So the fact is, I'm useless to you. 405 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,352 Good enough, gertrude. 406 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,560 In the morning, I must say good morning and goodbye. 407 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:10,935 [Music playing] 408 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,379 I give them [inaudible]. 409 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:35,554 You give them this. 410 00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:36,092 What's next, chili tamales? 411 00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:38,144 Oh Claude, please. 412 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,598 It's not so bad. 413 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:40,638 Here, taste my sauce soubise. 414 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,392 You call this sauce? 415 00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:47,595 I can't believe people are actually eating this. 416 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,686 They must be using it to paste pictures in their photo albums. 417 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:50,611 Claude! 418 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,609 Which pot has the antidote? 419 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:53,981 - That's not fair. - Fair? 420 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,937 You talk to me about fair when you're destroying the stomachs 421 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,238 of 600 innocent people? 422 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,071 My food is good! 423 00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,775 You see all the orders, don't you? 424 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,655 It's just the novelty. 425 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:02,872 It will wear off. 426 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:03,741 Oh! 427 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,407 But word will get around quickly. 428 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:06,655 Second sitting tonight, you'll not get one order. 429 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,917 Not one single order. 430 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:09,959 You'll see. 431 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:10,632 Oh! 432 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,879 [Music playing] 433 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,642 Jenny. 434 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,142 Oh. 435 00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:27,143 Did you find out what changed Mr. Ellis? 436 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:31,605 Well, his wife died in the same accident that 437 00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,648 put him in that wheelchair. 438 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,982 I tried to jolly him up a bit. 439 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,397 But I'm afraid it was a mistake. 440 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:39,445 Oh, merrill, when will I learn to mind my own business? 441 00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:42,989 But you were just looking for a way to make him happier. 442 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,865 Oh well, if that's what I was looking for, 443 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,502 I certainly found it. 444 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,958 Oh, I can make him very happy, all right, by leaving 445 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,329 him completely alone. 446 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:54,205 He made that extremely clear. 447 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:58,174 But you know, it's not as simple as all that. 448 00:20:58,256 --> 00:21:00,376 We met in London during the war. 449 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,967 And of course we fell in love and planned 450 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,392 our whole lives together. 451 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,011 And then when he could, he went back 452 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,138 to america to break the news gently 453 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,686 to the girl he was engaged to. 454 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:16,150 Then the next thing I knew, I received his dear Jenny letter. 455 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:21,363 And I never saw him again, not till he came aboard the ship. 456 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,616 You know, meeting you again could be the best thing 457 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,869 that's ever happened to him. 458 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,661 Well obviously, his personal problems 459 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,374 have taken over his life. 460 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:33,924 But maybe you, someone from his past, 461 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:38,551 his happy past can make him forget. 462 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,720 Yes, but suppose it just makes him 463 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,469 more unhappy and more bitter. 464 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,052 But how would you feel if you didn't give it a try? 465 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,898 [Music playing] 466 00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:19,796 That's Ms. Turner's cabin. 467 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,260 She has that character kleinschmidt 468 00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:22,419 guarding her jewels. - Yes. 469 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,587 Talk to her. 470 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,175 Try to convince her to use our safety deposit boxes. 471 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:28,310 Sir, from what Julie told me, I 472 00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:31,888 don't think Ms. Turner wants to use our safety deposit boxes. 473 00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,685 Why not? 474 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,439 Personal reasons. 475 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:37,191 Well, listen. 476 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,482 Julie gets off in a few minutes. 477 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:41,605 Why don't I send her up to the bridge and she can explain. 478 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:45,033 [Music playing] 479 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:48,908 [Knocking] 480 00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:50,912 Kurt! 481 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,164 Kurt, come quickly. 482 00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:52,905 Kurt! 483 00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:53,906 [Knocking] 484 00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:54,867 Kurt! 485 00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:55,916 What's that? 486 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:56,879 I woke up. 487 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,128 Somebody was here. 488 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:58,920 [Gasping] 489 00:22:59,002 --> 00:22:59,882 My ring! 490 00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:00,881 It's gone. 491 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:01,422 So it's you. 492 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,005 Don't move a step. 493 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,008 - Are you sure it's gone? - Oh, yes. 494 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:08,845 Don't play the innocent. 495 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,769 A criminal face if I ever saw one! 496 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,308 You're accusing me? 497 00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:14,771 A good performance, capitan. 498 00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:15,561 And look! 499 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,980 Very good, but not good enough. 500 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,726 The old story. 501 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:26,948 Fast horses, fancy women, expensive gold stripes to buy. 502 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,530 So an easy answer. 503 00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:31,735 But who would suspect the honorable capitan? 504 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,787 I'll notify the security people immediately. 505 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:35,000 Go ahead. 506 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,880 I won't bother to search you [inaudible].. 507 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,959 [Inaudible] Please talk to Julie first. 508 00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:43,125 I don't-- 509 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:45,383 and furthermore, don't try a getaway. 510 00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:46,505 Don't take one step off this ship tonight. 511 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:57,097 Now, tell me everything you remember. 512 00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:59,435 Start when you were a little girl. 513 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,021 Don't you think we should let the ship's 514 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,566 security people handle it? 515 00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:05,530 After all, you'll be leaving tomorrow. 516 00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:06,400 Leaving? 517 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:08,406 How could I leave you after you lose 518 00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:13,488 a ring like that, at a time like this, to a man like him? 519 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,287 Brutal. 520 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,710 The second sitting tonight was as bad as the first, worse. 521 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:25,882 That beautiful scheming female got almost half the orders. 522 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,054 But why blame Edie? 523 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,472 She didn't invent nouvelle cuisine. 524 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:34,556 To think when I first met her, I thought at last, a woman 525 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:38,019 with understanding, with whom I could share so much. 526 00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:40,061 I was wrong about her. 527 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,265 That's finished. 528 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:47,986 But So am I. My clientele rejected me. 529 00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:51,359 This is my life. 530 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,778 I'll never cook again. 531 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:53,736 Never. 532 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:57,155 [Quiet music] 533 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:15,224 What did he say? 534 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:17,345 Will he share his kitchen with me? 535 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:20,732 He'll never be able to accept anything less than everything. 536 00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:22,230 He's been a king too long. 537 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:25,572 [Sighing] 538 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,009 Are you telling me Ms. Turner's in love 539 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,919 with kleinschmidt? 540 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:52,177 Yes, sir. 541 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,259 That's why I'm sure she took the ring herself. 542 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:56,143 So there's really no reason to notify security. 543 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,261 I suppose not. 544 00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:59,677 No need to alarm the entire ship. 545 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,596 Check into it, will you, Julie? Talk to her. 546 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:02,385 Let me know immediately. 547 00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:03,097 Yes, sir. 548 00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:04,516 I'll be easy to find. 549 00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:05,694 As you heard, I've been ordered not to leave my ship. 550 00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:12,899 [Music playing] 551 00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:31,377 Good evening, you miserable man. 552 00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,934 I thought you might like some bubbly. 553 00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:42,635 Well, what about a toast to those foggy 554 00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:43,806 days in London town? 555 00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:50,984 [Glasses clinking] 556 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,489 Why weren't you this persistent then? 557 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,533 Well, chalk it up to youth. 558 00:26:58,616 --> 00:27:02,536 I was only a timid little art student then. 559 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,120 Who later became-- 560 00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:07,075 a very forthright museum director. 561 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,297 Oh, you have to be a fire breather 562 00:27:10,378 --> 00:27:11,298 when you're a fundraiser. 563 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:13,339 But all that's finished now. 564 00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:15,593 I resigned last month. 565 00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:17,465 For any special reason? 566 00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:18,852 Mm-hmm. 567 00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:20,678 Quite a few, but mainly because-- 568 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:23,734 well, I just want to take a leisurely look 569 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:26,938 at all the wonders that I've been too busy rushing past 570 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,520 to notice. 571 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:32,315 Ever thinking of doing the same thing 572 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,530 Jenny, I appreciate what you're trying to do. 573 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:36,240 And I'm sorry about the way I acted. 574 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:36,701 I truly am. 575 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,910 Enough said. 576 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:42,080 But you must understand one thing. 577 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,290 I can't feel anymore. 578 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:48,422 My emotions are as paralyzed as my legs. 579 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,670 Nothing touches me, nothing moves me. 580 00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:53,382 But you wouldn't understand that, would you? 581 00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:55,013 You live every day as though-- 582 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,130 as though it were my last? 583 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,966 Yes, because, well, I believe that's the way life 584 00:27:59,052 --> 00:27:59,682 should be led. 585 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:00,681 You know, I'm not a gambler. 586 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:03,852 And I know I'm on this earth just one time. 587 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:08,102 And, oh, I don't want to waste one minute of it. 588 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:09,936 I envy you, Jenny. 589 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:10,941 Tell you what. 590 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:12,652 Tomorrow we're going to dock at Mazatlan. 591 00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:13,692 Come ashore with me. 592 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:16,945 There's a picturesque old Plaza and a mission 593 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:17,778 that was built by-- 594 00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:19,782 Jenny, please. 595 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,454 Oh, come on. 596 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,123 Say yes, just for once. 597 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:25,332 You know, it might get to be a habit. 598 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:40,756 [Music playing] 599 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:44,104 Man (on speaker): Attention, please. 600 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,850 Our fun tour of Mazatlan will leave 601 00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:50,403 the dock area in 15 minutes. 602 00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:51,938 Now to get started. 603 00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:57,151 I have the names of every person aboard, all 992 of them. 604 00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,355 The capitan has convinced me it wasn't him. 605 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,816 So one of these is our thief. 606 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:03,196 [Inaudible] I'd love to go ashore. 607 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:04,453 Impossible. 608 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:07,124 We have to strike while the jewels are hot. 609 00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:08,833 Here we go. 610 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:09,663 Kleinschmidt. 611 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:15,172 No, we know it isn't me. 612 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:19,343 We Mark it out, which brings it down to 991 suspects. 613 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:20,134 Now we're getting somewhere. 614 00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:22,136 Kurt. 615 00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:27,348 [Inaudible] We start first with the officers. 616 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:28,102 You there. 617 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:31,643 [Music playing] 618 00:29:32,228 --> 00:29:32,938 Excuse me. 619 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:42,074 Might I ask you a little question? 620 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:42,655 Of course. 621 00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:45,069 Why did you do it? 622 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:45,988 No [inaudible]. 623 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:48,195 You're dealing with kleinschmidt. 624 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,656 Yes, I know who you are. 625 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:53,036 Kurt, I really don't think that Dr. Bricker is involved. 626 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:54,254 Oh, so you are a doctor. 627 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:56,294 Then you may go. 628 00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:58,047 No more questions. 629 00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:00,799 Thank you. 630 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,222 Doctor wouldn't take jewels. 631 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:05,720 Doctors already have more money than they know what to do with. 632 00:30:05,803 --> 00:30:08,853 Are you going to do this all day? 633 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:11,102 And all night if necessary. 634 00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:13,024 And when I do catch this swine who took your diamond, 635 00:30:13,102 --> 00:30:18,402 whoever it is, man or woman, [Non-English] Kleinschmidt 636 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,193 will have his revenge. 637 00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:22,567 You know what I mean? 638 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,994 [Music playing] 639 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,753 Man (on speaker): Attention, ladies and gentlemen. 640 00:30:30,828 --> 00:30:33,668 The last tour bus into Mazatlan leaves in five minutes. 641 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:44,684 Didn't Mr. Allison show up? 642 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,589 I'm not sure. 643 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:50,808 Jenny's done about all she can. 644 00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:52,810 That's a pretty thick wall he's built around himself. 645 00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:56,942 Well, if anybody can do it, your Jenny can. 646 00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:57,731 Captain. 647 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:06,414 Oh, I was beginning to think you wouldn't be here. 648 00:31:06,489 --> 00:31:08,119 I wasn't going to be. 649 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,699 My mind was all made up. 650 00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:12,454 Oh, well, what changed your mind? 651 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,367 I suddenly discovered I couldn't miss 652 00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:16,865 [inaudible] Ever again. 653 00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:28,010 She did it. 654 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:29,724 She got through to him. 655 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:30,974 She's quite a lady. 656 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:33,135 I never met anybody with so much to give. 657 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,484 And so little time left to give it. 658 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,020 What? 659 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:40,943 Last night she told me why she quit the museum. 660 00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:43,784 She's losing her eyesight, Julie. 661 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:48,070 About six or eight months, she'll be totally blind. 662 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:51,486 [Music playing] 663 00:32:07,967 --> 00:32:10,637 Well, there are just a few things, some knives and things. 664 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,890 And we weren't sure if they were yours or the ship's. 665 00:32:11,971 --> 00:32:14,391 So if you don't mind taking a look. 666 00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:20,647 Thank you. 667 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:21,480 [Clapping] 668 00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:24,574 All right, this is my kitchen now. 669 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:29,161 And things will be done my way, the right way for a change. 670 00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:34,368 First of all, get rid of all this disgusting butter 671 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:35,412 and cream. 672 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:39,075 Those rich sauces, out, out, out. 673 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:45,545 From now on, my nouvelle cuisine is the only cuisine. 674 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:46,710 Not mine. 675 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,048 Nothing is. 676 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:48,762 And if anyone doesn't like it, they 677 00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:57,521 can just work for someone else. 678 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:03,060 Oh, Julie, my plan didn't work. 679 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:04,107 I destroyed his pride. 680 00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:09,360 Doesn't care anymore about anyone or anything. 681 00:33:09,445 --> 00:33:10,735 I've lost him forever. 682 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:18,909 Captain merrill stubing: Plus went ashore together. 683 00:33:18,996 --> 00:33:21,866 Don't think he'll have any, you know, trouble being 684 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:22,918 in that wheelchair, do you? 685 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,420 No. He should be ok. 686 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:24,962 Would you like a little more? 687 00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:26,674 Yeah, thank you. 688 00:33:26,754 --> 00:33:28,674 Strange his doctor allowed him to come on the cruise. 689 00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:30,836 Oh, his doctor insisted on it. 690 00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:32,175 I got a full report from him. 691 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:35,600 You see, he thinks Mr. Ellis's paralysis 692 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,680 might be largely psychosomatic. 693 00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:38,385 You mean it's all in his mind? 694 00:33:38,474 --> 00:33:40,444 Mm-hmm. 695 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,348 He may be overwhelmed with guilt about his part 696 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:43,897 in the accident that killed his wife. 697 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:46,980 And he won't allow himself to walk. 698 00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:49,566 Well, if it's just a mental block, then that's great news. 699 00:33:49,652 --> 00:33:50,862 Not necessarily. 700 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:53,525 See, broken bones usually heal. 701 00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:57,034 Sometimes a broken will never does. 702 00:33:57,118 --> 00:34:00,368 [Music playing] 703 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,665 Man (on speaker): We hope you enjoyed your stay in Mazatlan. 704 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,172 Our next stop is puerto vallarta. 705 00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:21,385 I just checked with lost and found about your purse. 706 00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:23,436 And nobody's turned it in yet. 707 00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:26,359 Oh, well it was silly of me to lose it. 708 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:27,319 Ah. 709 00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:31,148 Something strange is happening, Jenny. 710 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:35,155 Until today, I had nothing to look forward to. 711 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,239 Nothing. 712 00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:41,004 Now I suddenly see I may have a future ahead of me. 713 00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:45,118 That's a pretty good start for one day. 714 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:49,248 And Jenny, I'd like you to be part of the future. 715 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,798 Stan, what you're saying-- well, it-- 716 00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:55,894 it just can't be. 717 00:34:55,968 --> 00:34:56,838 That's all. 718 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,008 It already is. 719 00:34:59,096 --> 00:35:03,476 It's an old Chinese proverb that says if you save a man's life, 720 00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:06,439 you're responsible for it. 721 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:10,401 You know, I think that it's been a pretty 722 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:11,863 long day for both of us. 723 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:15,953 If you'll excuse me, I'd like to lie down before our dinner. 724 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:30,456 [Music playing] 725 00:35:34,006 --> 00:35:35,166 Don't worry about a thing. 726 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:37,178 I'll just hide in the closet until the both of you leave, 727 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,430 and then I'll put the ring back in the box. 728 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:41,221 And I'll make sure that Mr. kleinschmidt sees that the ring 729 00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:43,015 isn't there when I leave here. - Ah, right, right. 730 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,229 Right. Oh, right! 731 00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:44,848 That way, he'll never suspect that you're 732 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:46,604 the one who returned it. 733 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,096 Are you ready, gertrude? 734 00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:48,977 One minute. 735 00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:50,693 I really appreciate this, gopher. 736 00:35:50,773 --> 00:35:53,073 Part of the job. 737 00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:56,360 Ready, Kurt. 738 00:35:56,445 --> 00:36:00,775 Oh, gertrude, you look beautiful. 739 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,577 Thank you. 740 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:04,660 If only I had my ring to wear. 741 00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:08,285 You will have it back soon, I promise. 742 00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:10,594 Well, shall we go? 743 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:11,878 This is the door, Kurt. 744 00:36:11,961 --> 00:36:15,921 Oh, I beg your pardon. 745 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:19,177 [Music playing] 746 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,890 Ah, just a minute. 747 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:22,471 I wanted to talk to you. 748 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:25,095 I have some questions. 749 00:36:25,182 --> 00:36:26,562 Oh, my notebook. 750 00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:29,772 I must have left it in my cabin. 751 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,154 Not that door, Kurt. 752 00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:33,321 That's my cabin. 753 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:34,899 Gopher Smith: Now wait a minute! No, no, no. 754 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:35,824 You don't understand. 755 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,822 Will you let me go, please? 756 00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:39,244 [Inaudible] 757 00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:39,952 Look, I didn't-- 758 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,071 I'm trying to exp-- sir. 759 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,658 As you see, capitan, I caught the criminal red 760 00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:45,704 handed in the cookie jar. 761 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:46,616 See? 762 00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,294 Here's the stolen diamond. 763 00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:49,962 He came back to steal the rest. 764 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:50,631 Sir, I didn't steal anything. 765 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,338 I can explain. 766 00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:53,088 I was just trying-- 767 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:54,589 I will explain to the hangman. 768 00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:59,470 [Non-English] Kleinschmidt has caught his first criminal. 769 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:02,720 [Music playing] 770 00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:05,852 Woman (on speaker): Attention, please. 771 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,062 Main seating dinner is now being served 772 00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:09,772 in the coral dining room. 773 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:14,476 [Knocking] 774 00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:15,185 Come in. 775 00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:18,654 The door's open. 776 00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:20,736 You're not coming to dinner? 777 00:37:20,821 --> 00:37:21,491 Hi. 778 00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:23,372 No. 779 00:37:23,449 --> 00:37:27,499 You're old Beau was in the dining room sitting alone. 780 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,158 I know. 781 00:37:29,246 --> 00:37:31,286 But it's easier this way. 782 00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:33,924 You see, merrill, I'm afraid he's 783 00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:36,001 about to ask me to marry him. 784 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,707 Oh. 785 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:40,587 Well, is that so bad? 786 00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,545 Oh, you've seen what his accident 787 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:44,505 did to him psychologically. 788 00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:47,465 After a year, he's just beginning to get over it. 789 00:37:47,556 --> 00:37:50,556 And now if he receives an emotional jolt from me, 790 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:53,523 I just don't know if he'll be able to handle it. 791 00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:54,864 But what about you, Jenny? 792 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:58,819 Don't your feelings count? 793 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:01,861 I'll tell you a secret, merrill. 794 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,066 In spite of two bad marriages of my own, 795 00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:05,566 I never did get over him. 796 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:06,908 [Quiet music] 797 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:11,713 And when you love someone, it's infinitely 798 00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:15,879 more important what happens to him than to you, see? 799 00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:23,877 Jennifer Langley, I love you. 800 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:42,863 [Music playing] 801 00:38:46,198 --> 00:38:46,908 Good evening. 802 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,371 Good evening. 803 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:51,081 I'm sorry I'm late, especially since it's the first time 804 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,122 we've had the pleasure of chef Claude 805 00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:54,834 dining with us as a passenger. 806 00:38:54,915 --> 00:38:56,575 Thank you for inviting me, captain. 807 00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:57,377 Bon appetit. 808 00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:07,554 Oh, yuck! 809 00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:10,716 Vicki. 810 00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:11,886 Children. 811 00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:13,484 Anything new and different. 812 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,357 How's yours? 813 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,855 Oh, it's awful. 814 00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:29,407 I'm sorry everyone. 815 00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:30,912 We have a new chef. 816 00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:33,663 Perhaps she got a bit carried away. 817 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,866 What's it supposed to be? 818 00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:37,786 It's supposed to be sauce soubise. 819 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,745 What it is, is-- 820 00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:40,745 I'll have a word with Edie. 821 00:39:40,836 --> 00:39:41,876 We can't have this. 822 00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:45,172 Captain, with your permission, I'll handle this. 823 00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:52,473 Oh, everything is-- 824 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:54,056 everything's being returned, Claude. 825 00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:55,811 What did I do wrong? 826 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,733 In a word, everything. 827 00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:59,902 Attention, my staff. 828 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:00,650 An apron, my toque. 829 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:03,821 Oh. 830 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:04,821 You may leave, Ms. Franklin. 831 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:07,492 Cuisine De Claude has come to the rescue. 832 00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:07,991 Well, don't just stand around. 833 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:08,742 Everybody move. 834 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:12,663 [Inaudible] 835 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:14,751 Great. 836 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:16,159 Let's get cooking over here. 837 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:19,497 [Music playing] 838 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:27,384 Gertrude! 839 00:40:30,427 --> 00:40:34,057 Gertrude, I've been looking all over for you. 840 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,850 I have your ring. 841 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:37,143 The captain has Smith. 842 00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:38,886 He'll make a confession, I'm sure. 843 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:41,518 So it's over. 844 00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:43,605 Not quite. 845 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:45,691 There's another confession. 846 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:47,606 Mine. 847 00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:49,485 I don't understand. 848 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:54,122 Kurt, I took the ring. 849 00:40:54,201 --> 00:40:56,701 And I gave it to gopher to put back. 850 00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:58,867 You took it? 851 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,706 You had it all the time? 852 00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:09,594 Then kleinschmidt did not catch his first criminal. 853 00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:12,715 Oh, I know how much that must hurt you. 854 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:18,683 So tomorrow, for us, I guess it has to be [speaking German].. 855 00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:21,227 Well, I must apologize to the boy. 856 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:25,902 You did it to test me, and I failed. 857 00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:30,363 No, I understand. 858 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:31,196 No, Kurt. 859 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,910 I only did it because i-- 860 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:35,990 I couldn't bear the thought of you leaving me. 861 00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:39,116 Now I'm just a foolish woman in love. 862 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:42,245 Is it possible? 863 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,213 And I only wanted to be a success because I couldn't 864 00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:48,424 bear the thought of losing you. 865 00:41:48,505 --> 00:41:51,755 Kurt, you mean that? 866 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:52,432 And you're not angry? 867 00:41:52,509 --> 00:41:54,599 How could I be angry now? 868 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:57,308 Because finally I am a success. 869 00:41:57,389 --> 00:42:00,309 I did catch a thief, a very beautiful 870 00:42:00,392 --> 00:42:01,692 one, who's stolen my heart. 871 00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:10,863 Save room on the other finger for a gold band. 872 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,655 Your ring! 873 00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:14,699 It's gone again. 874 00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:16,872 Someone stole it while you were standing here. 875 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:19,331 Kurt, it's still in your hand. 876 00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:26,251 [Laughter] 877 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,563 I thought you might come back for that. 878 00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,979 [Gasp] 879 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:46,058 I guess I really messed things up, didn't I? 880 00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:47,476 Come on. 881 00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:51,654 I may sometimes be stubborn, but I am never, ever stupid. 882 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:54,655 You forget, I tasted your sauce soubise before. 883 00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:57,448 That time it was delicious. 884 00:42:57,533 --> 00:42:59,413 Delicious? 885 00:42:59,493 --> 00:43:01,793 You said it was only good to paste pictures. 886 00:43:01,870 --> 00:43:04,210 Well, a master chef is entitled to a little white lie 887 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:05,210 now and then. 888 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:08,291 Besides, how could I tell you that your sauce 889 00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:12,507 was almost as good as mine? 890 00:43:12,589 --> 00:43:15,009 But tonight you purposely destroyed it. 891 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:18,602 To think that you would jeopardize your career for me. 892 00:43:18,679 --> 00:43:21,519 Well, I've returned the favor. 893 00:43:21,598 --> 00:43:23,888 I've convinced the captain that he should 894 00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:27,346 keep you on here with me. 895 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,818 Oh, well, what about-- 896 00:43:29,898 --> 00:43:31,728 you may say the words in my presence. 897 00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:34,147 Nouvelle cuisine. 898 00:43:34,236 --> 00:43:37,066 Oh, as much as I love-- 899 00:43:37,156 --> 00:43:43,536 love you, and I think I do love you, Claude, I can't 900 00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:46,040 give up something I believe in. 901 00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:48,383 You will never have to. 902 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:52,549 You see, before I met you, I'd forgotten the words 903 00:43:52,629 --> 00:43:55,379 of the great escoffier, who said, 904 00:43:55,466 --> 00:44:01,216 a man who refuses to accept the new grows quickly old. 905 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:06,055 And if you're with me always, that will never happen. 906 00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:08,653 [Music playing] 907 00:44:15,527 --> 00:44:20,067 So this is where you've been hiding. 908 00:44:20,157 --> 00:44:21,117 I'm not really hiding. 909 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,200 I'm just feeling quiet, that's all. 910 00:44:23,285 --> 00:44:24,695 Oh, I see someone's found my purse. 911 00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:26,287 Thank you. 912 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:27,752 One of the passengers found it in the mission. 913 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:35,552 You, um-- you don't think very much of me, do you? 914 00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:39,551 If you did, you wouldn't lie to me. 915 00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:42,095 I have never lied to you. 916 00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:43,179 Not even by omission? 917 00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:50,023 I did a miserable thing. 918 00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:52,694 To make sure it was yours, I looked inside the purse. 919 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:58,613 And there was a letter from your doctor. 920 00:44:58,695 --> 00:44:59,735 You should have told me. 921 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,372 You should have had more faith in the new Stan. 922 00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:02,368 You helped make him. 923 00:45:02,449 --> 00:45:06,619 This doesn't change a thing. 924 00:45:06,703 --> 00:45:09,623 In a few months, I won't be good for anything. 925 00:45:09,706 --> 00:45:10,326 Oh, nonsense. 926 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:12,376 You sound like the old me. 927 00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:14,799 Use my eyes, Jenny. 928 00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:17,548 We'll both look at life together. 929 00:45:17,631 --> 00:45:19,631 That would never really-- 930 00:45:19,716 --> 00:45:20,796 have you forgotten your own [inaudible]?? 931 00:45:20,884 --> 00:45:23,644 Today is the first day of the rest of your life. 932 00:45:25,722 --> 00:45:27,642 You made a believer out of me, Jenny. 933 00:45:27,724 --> 00:45:30,984 The only way you can stop me is if you tell 934 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:33,481 me you don't believe it now. 935 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:34,154 Well, I do. 936 00:45:34,231 --> 00:45:37,151 At least-- at least I did. 937 00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:37,994 Well, then it's settled. 938 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:44,074 There's one thing you should know, 939 00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:47,448 the reason I didn't return to you. 940 00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:50,286 When I got back to america, there was a surprise 941 00:45:50,372 --> 00:45:53,632 waiting for me, a daughter. 942 00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:55,999 My daughter. 943 00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:58,126 Ellen never told me I was a father. 944 00:45:58,213 --> 00:45:59,973 She didn't want me to come back to her just because of that. 945 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:06,717 But when I saw the child, i-- 946 00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:12,852 I do love you, Jenny. 947 00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:20,315 Always have, always will. 948 00:46:32,831 --> 00:46:36,171 [Music playing] 949 00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:56,399 Going to shore for a while? 950 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,360 Yes, I have a very special lunch planned for my Edie. 951 00:46:59,441 --> 00:47:02,191 Oh, a little romantic cafe, right? 952 00:47:02,277 --> 00:47:03,447 Well, not quite. 953 00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:04,699 Claude knows a place where they 954 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:06,160 make the best barbecued ribs. 955 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,910 Barbecued ribs? 956 00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:10,041 With a hot sauce that will burn your socks. 957 00:47:15,707 --> 00:47:18,337 Which one will bake the wedding cake? 958 00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:20,298 [Laughter] 959 00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:22,089 [Speaking German] For everything. 960 00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:23,422 You've been most understanding. 961 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:25,257 We hope to see you again. 962 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:28,472 You might, in the honeymoon suite. 963 00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:30,434 Providing you put a very strong 964 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:31,894 lock on the door, [non-English] 965 00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:32,934 Oh, of course. 966 00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:34,476 With Ms. Turner's jewelry, you need a good lock 967 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,390 to keep everybody out. 968 00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:36,347 Nein. 969 00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:38,146 I want it to keep everybody in. 970 00:47:42,734 --> 00:47:44,654 Remember, I expect to see you every year 971 00:47:44,736 --> 00:47:46,776 from now on, both of you. 972 00:47:46,863 --> 00:47:48,623 Well, I imagine we'll make the reservation 973 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,199 as soon as we get settled. 974 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:52,244 No need to make a reservation. 975 00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:53,447 Next trip's on me. 976 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:54,787 Oh! 977 00:47:54,871 --> 00:47:57,581 That is an invitation the ellises can't refuse. 978 00:47:57,666 --> 00:47:59,876 Maybe next time I'll be without these wheels. 979 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,130 Meanwhile, we're going to New York. 980 00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:03,631 There's an eye specialist I want Jenny to meet. 981 00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:04,764 Wonderful. 982 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,510 Yes, it is wonderful. 983 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:08,343 One question, captain. 984 00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:09,547 Tell me. 985 00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:13,636 Why ever do people call this the love boat? 986 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:14,474 They do? 987 00:48:17,477 --> 00:48:21,057 [Music playing]